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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part IV)

Confucius say:

  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  • Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
  • Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
  • Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
  • Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
  • He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
  • Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
  • Man who sit on tack get point!
  • Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
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