Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part III)

Confucius say:

• Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
• Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
• Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
• Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
• Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
• Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
• When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
• Man with glass house must dress in basement!
• Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
• Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
• Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.