- Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
- Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
- Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
- Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
- Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
- Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
- When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
- Man with glass house must dress in basement!
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
- Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
- Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Confucius say... prease, if you remember a part of these wise sayings but don't remember the rest, just use the search bar above to find it!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part III)