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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part III)

Confucius say:

  • Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
  • Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
  • Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
  • Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
  • Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
  • Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
  • When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
  • Man with glass house must dress in basement!
  • Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
  • Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
  • Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.