Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part V)

Confucius say:

• Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
• Thank you to Gary Oaksford for this contribution.
• Man who run in front of car get tired.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
• War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
• Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
• ...Confucius say too damn much!