- Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
- Thank you to Gary Oaksford for this contribution.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
- War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- ...Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius say... prease, if you remember a part of these wise sayings but don't remember the rest, just use the search bar above to find it!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part V)