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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part V)

Confucius say:

  • Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
  • Thank you to Gary Oaksford for this contribution.
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
  • War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • ...Confucius say too damn much!