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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part II)

Confucius say:

  • He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.
  • He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.
  • Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
  • He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
  • Elevator smell different to midget.
  • Work to become, not to acquire.
  • A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
  • Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
  • Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
  • Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
  • War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
  • Those who quote me are fools.