Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part II)

Confucius say:

• He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.
• He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.
• Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
• He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
• Elevator smell different to midget.
• Work to become, not to acquire.
• A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
• Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
• Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
• Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
• War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
• Those who quote me are fools.