Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part I)

The wise Confucius say:

• Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
• Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
• Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
• Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
• Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
• Hole happy, whole body happy.