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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part I)

The wise Confucius say:

  • Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
  • Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
  • Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
  • Hole happy, whole body happy.