- Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
- Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
- Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
- Hole happy, whole body happy.
Confucius say... prease, if you remember a part of these wise sayings but don't remember the rest, just use the search bar above to find it!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part I)
The wise Confucius say: